Sunday, 5 August 2012

Movie: Devil's Playground (2010)

Devil's Playground (2010)
Action, Horror


Zombie movie! Hell yeah! This is totally how the zombie apocalypse is going to begin, with some kind of human engineered super drug that mutates our genes somehow... and of course there is one person who's not effected by the drug and everyone's after her. She's played by MyAnna Buring (Twilight: Breaking Dawn). Her boyfriend, Danny Dyer (Age of Heroes) is a cop freshly released from jail. What horrible freaking timing! Zombie apocalypse, you can go now. I'd be like; yeah right, lock me back up!

Then there's this other couple, Jaime Murray (Warehouse 13) and Sean Pertwee (Camelot), who try killing off the surviving people just so they could get a seat on a helicopter that doesn't work. Douches.

Of course everyone dies, everyone always dies. The hero, Craig Fairbrass (The Bank Job) - who I'm actually not positive is the hero - gets bitten right at the very beginning. Not that I can blame him, those are some ninja zombies! They can run and jump and damn are they fast! This is how it should be. Unless its like half a zombie then obviously it can't run can it?

Crap thing about zombie movies; once you've seen one, you've seen them all. It gets fairly predictable and boring. At least these zombies aren't the lame shuffling kind.

2 out of 5 ninja zombies...
[Disappointing] They should have shown the chainsaw scene... *sigh*